i reserve the right to not answer your question if:
it's trying to be funny but isn't
you haven't actually read the fucking comic
it prys into the universe of the comic searching for answers that no one wants because it would ruin everything.
Q: What will trans/nonbinary shape residents look like?
A: nonbinary residents will probably have a rhombicosidodecahedron head. for trans residents, they will look like the gender they identify as, duh.
Q: Is shapeman a man made out of shapes or a shape made out of man?
A: shut up
Q: is the meatloaf all natural?
A: no
Q: how long wil shapeman go on for?
A: until it's done
Q: does shapeman have a hole?
A: no
Q: what's the cd for total annihilation?
A: instant telefrag
Q: what's shape man's clash royale deck?
A:
Q: who's the main villian
A: flaming purple skeleton
Q: is shapeman like spiderman?
A: no
Q: is shapeman gay?
A: yes
Q: does shapeman dispense a certain liquid that i cant say or ill get flagged
A: no
Q: is shapeman capable of reproduction?
A: yes
Q: is shapeman free this saturday?
A: justice never sleeps
Q: is shapeman single?
A: no
Q: why is ourple skele?
A: he absorbed the energy from cheval merveilleux's effacement total.
Q: does shapeman know how it feels to get dunked on by lebron?
A: he's better than lebron
Q: is shapeman tight?
A: no hole
Q: why does shapeman use berserker, does he like kids?
A: he uses beserker cuz her hair has cubes
Q: does shapeman have a shapemom or shapedad?
A: yes
Q: is ourple skele single?
A: hes not interested
Q: who is shapeman dating?
A: thats a secret.
Q: is there a life lesson learnt from shapeman?
A: dig deeper
Q: where is the ravine
A: what ravine????
Q: is shapeman like dora?
A: no
Q: how do i join the storyboard
A: go away
Q: is shapeman actually lil godd
A: no
Q: what is the population of shape island?
A: 12 people
Q: ok thats sick, but why not ink?
A: wait that's actually a good idea!
Q: chapter 6 when?
A: later
Q: are these questions annoying you?
A: yes. very much so.
Q: n word lore when?
A:
Q: does shapeman think tomato is fruit or veggetales?
A: its a fruit dumbass
Q: does shapeman eat meatloaf?
A: yes
Q: why is it called the gooncave?
A: cuz its funny
Q: what is the native fruit?
A: squares with rounded corners
Q: has shapeman ever met qwertyman?
A: no
Q: has shapeman ever went to the hood
A: he grew up on o block
Q: does shapeman like bdsm?
A:
Q: has shapeman ever been the hospital?
A: yes
Q: is france horse single?
A: who's that? do you mean cheval merveilleux?
Q: what programming languages does shapeman know?
A: scala
Q: is cheval merveilleux single?
A:
Q: is shapeman the man who speaks in hands?
A: no he doesnt have hands he has arrows
Q: what's shapeman's taste in music?
A: dariacore
Q: was shapeman bullied as a child?
A: no he grew up in o block he was getting more than bullied
Q: if not, can I go back in time and bully him?
A: meanie :(
Q: is shapeman related to the shape japer form numberjacks?
A: no
Q: does shapeman actually have hands?
A: no he has arrows
Q: can i make fan art of him with headcannoned atributes?
A: im scared what do you mean
Q: what inspired the name shapeman?
A: cuz hes made of shapes
Q: what happens to people who get hit by effacement total?
A: instant telefrag
Q: what's shapemans favorite number
A: 87
Q: ✋︎💧︎ 💧︎☟︎✌︎🏱︎☜︎💣︎✌︎☠︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☼︎⚐︎✌︎☼︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 😐︎☠︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎✍︎
A: ✋︎ ☟︎⚐︎🏱︎☜︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎
Q: ☟︎︎⚐︎︎🕈︎︎ 🕈︎︎✋︎︎☹︎︎☹︎︎ 💧︎︎☟︎︎✌︎︎🏱︎︎☜︎︎💣︎︎✌︎︎☠︎︎ 👎︎︎✋︎︎☜︎︎✍︎
A: 🏱︎☹︎⚐︎❄︎ ✌︎☼︎💣︎⚐︎☼︎📬︎ ☟︎☜︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 👎︎✋︎☜︎📬︎
Q: can shapeman truly love?
A: yes, he is married.
Q: does shape man think the PBV 301 is hot?
A: that's just you bro.
Q: what is shapeman's favorite color
A: color is not a thing on shape island. more importantly, the lack of color in the comic is on purpose. when you impose arbitrary limitations on your work, it allows you to think of creative new methods of expression, which you will be able to see in a future chapter (not chapter 3).
Q: does shapeman truly care for cheval merveilleux?
A: yes. i like to think of their relationship not as a pet and an owner but two best friends.
Q: does shapeman have elite ball knowledge?
A: look at the chicken
Q: is meatloaf in stores near me?
A: maybe. ill have to check the safeway near me.
Q: where is shapetown on the map?
A: bottom left of qwertyland.
Q: did chavel mereilleux learn from the Honored One, Satoru Gojo?
A: no
Q: did the Honored One, Satoru Gojo, learn from Chavel Mereilleux?
A: you'll see
Q: where is the flaming skeleton now?
A: in his ourple castle
Q: what is the difference between ourple and purple?
A: ourple is better
Q: if there is a shape man, does that mean there is a shape woman?
A: yeah, shape man's sister.
Q: Where did Chavel Mereilleux learn french?
A: first off, is merVeilleux, second, he was born in canada.
Q: can chavel mereilleux be called chav-chav for short?
A: if you want.
Q: is chavel mereilleux segregated from shapetown because he has too many polygons?
A: they're too scared to say anything
Q: how would shapeman react to being stretched into a 3d plane?
A: he would have a mental breakdown
Q: what is shapeman's cursed technique?
A: he can use his arrow arms as drills but he doesnt know that yet
Q: does shapeman rival the power of goku, gojo, and chavel mereilleux combined?
A: not even close hes just a guy
Q: has meowl met shapeman?
A: no
Q: what is chavel mereilleux's favorite color?
A: purple
Q: if sans undertale showed up in shapetown, how would he be recieved?
A: everyone is already traumatized from the last skeleton, so not well :P
Q: does shapeman have no mouth and must scream?
A: let me tell you how much ive come to HATE your questions.
Q: does shapeman know who Nikolai is?
A: your books havent made it to qwertyland yet
Q: does nikolai know who shapeman is?
A: my guy its your character you should know
Q: where is qwertyland on the map?
A: it is the only country on planet qwerty.
Q: where are qwertyland and shape island on the map?
A: shape island is an outlying island of qwertyland. same country.
Q: where is shape island in relation to the map?
A: bottom left
Q: does shapeman play deltarune?
A: yes.
Q: is shape man shaping it? ohhhhh, shaping it so good?
A: no that's not biologically possible
Q: is chavel mereilleux actually two really hot, buff oily men in disguise?
A: oh you'd looove it if that were the case, huh? you're thinking about buff oily men all the time, aren't you?
Q: What arena is Shapeman in?
A: 20
Q: but deadass what happens when someone gets hit with effacement total?
A: the beam hits the victim's soul and sucks it into cheval merveilleux. that's why the skeleton didn't die, his lifeforce came from the flames, as he had no soul.
Q: what is chavel mereilleux's cursed technique?
A: effacement total
Q: what is shapeman's domain expansion?
A: he is not strong enough.
Q: what is chavel mereilleux's domain expansion?
A: éclipse nucléaire
Q: Is there a leader to Shapetown?
A: shape man's husband is the mayor. he's gone a lot on business trips which is why we dont see him.
Q: is shape man silking his song?
A: no
Q: what is shapeman's loadout for the fun gang?
A: wooden sword on kris bc he hates kris, toxic axe on susie and ragger on ralsei
Q: why did shapetown tell shapeman to fuck off?
A: he can be a bit much sometimes.
Q: what is chavel mereilleux really?
A: a horse who was born in canada. he learned to speak french and eventually absorbed a powerful orb that gave him godlike powers. he sensed that his help would be needed on planet qwerty, so he teleported into shape man's house, as he believes that shape man is chosen for something great.
Q: What is shapeman's hair routine?
A: he doesnt have hair dumbass
Q: How often does shapeman goon?
A: he cant its not biologically possible
Q: what is cheval merveilleux's clash royale deck?
A:
Q: is ourple skeleton single?
A: yes
Q: Can I ask ourple skeleton out still?
A: no
Q: When is ourple skeleton available? And can I make out with him?
A: because of this question he is now aroace fuck you
Q: is shapeman trans?
A: no
Q: what is mayor rhombuses clash deck?
A:
Q: what is evil ouple flaming skeletons clash deck?
A:
Q: How big is Shapeman's family?
A: pretty small. he has one sibling and 2 parents.
Q: Does shape man like phonk?
A: no.
Q: shapeman and rombussy reproduction scene when?
A: maybe the qna was a bad idea
Q: what is gregory's clash royale deck?
A:
Q: I'm a shape, can i be in the comic?
A: you already are 😮
Q: will mayor rhombus end up like JFK?
A: no!
Q: what's shapeman's favorite album?
A: dariacore by leroy
Q: 🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ☠︎✌︎💣︎☜︎💧︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💧︎⚐︎☹︎👎︎✋︎☜︎☼︎💧︎✍︎
A: 👌︎⚐︎👌︎📪︎ ☼︎⚐︎👌︎☜︎☼︎❄︎📪︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ☼︎⚐︎👌︎👌︎✡︎📬︎
Q: 👎︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎☜︎︎︎💧︎︎︎ 💧︎︎︎☟︎︎︎✌︎︎︎🏱︎︎︎☜︎︎︎💣︎︎︎✌︎︎︎☠︎︎︎ ☟︎︎︎✌︎︎︎✞︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ ✌︎︎︎ 💧︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✌︎︎︎☠︎︎︎👎︎︎︎ ⚐︎︎︎☼︎︎︎ ✌︎︎︎ 👎︎︎︎☜︎︎︎✞︎︎︎✋︎︎︎☹︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎☼︎︎︎✋︎︎︎☝︎︎︎☝︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☼︎︎︎✍︎︎
A: ☟︎✋︎💧︎ 💧︎❄︎✌︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎💧︎ 👍︎☟︎☜︎✞︎✌︎☹︎ 💣︎☜︎☼︎✞︎☜︎✋︎☹︎☹︎☜︎🕆︎✠︎📬︎
Q: ✋︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎✋︎︎︎☠︎︎︎😐︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ 💧︎︎︎☟︎︎︎✌︎︎︎🏱︎︎︎☜︎︎︎💣︎︎︎✌︎︎︎☠︎︎︎ 👍︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎💣︎︎︎✋︎︎︎👍︎︎︎💧︎︎︎ ✌︎︎︎☼︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ 🏱︎︎︎☼︎︎︎☜︎︎︎❄︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✡︎︎︎ 💧︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎☹︎︎︎✋︎︎︎👎︎︎︎ 💧︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎ ☞︎︎︎✌︎︎︎☼︎︎︎📬︎︎︎ ☟︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎🕈︎︎︎☜︎︎︎✞︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☼︎︎︎📪︎︎︎ ✋︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎✋︎︎︎☠︎︎︎😐︎︎︎ ✋︎︎︎❄︎︎︎ 🕈︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎🕆︎︎︎☹︎︎︎👎︎︎︎ 👌︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ 🏱︎︎︎☼︎︎︎☜︎︎︎❄︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✡︎︎︎ 💣︎︎︎☜︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✌︎︎︎☹︎︎︎ ✋︎︎︎☞︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☼︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ 🕈︎︎︎✌︎︎︎💧︎︎︎ ✌︎︎︎ 💧︎︎︎☠︎︎︎✌︎︎︎😐︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ ✋︎︎︎☠︎︎︎ ✋︎︎︎❄︎︎︎📬︎︎︎ 🕈︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎🕆︎︎︎☹︎︎︎👎︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎✌︎︎︎❄︎︎︎ 🕈︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎☼︎︎︎😐︎︎︎📪︎︎︎ ⚐︎︎︎☼︎︎︎ ✌︎︎︎☼︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☼︎︎︎☜︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎ 💣︎︎︎✌︎︎︎☠︎︎︎✡︎︎︎ ☝︎︎︎☜︎︎︎✌︎︎︎☼︎︎︎💧︎︎︎ ❄︎︎︎🕆︎︎︎☼︎︎︎☠︎︎︎✋︎︎︎☠︎︎︎☝︎︎︎ ✋︎︎︎☠︎︎︎ ✡︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎🕆︎︎︎☼︎︎︎ ☟︎︎︎☜︎︎︎✌︎︎︎👎︎︎︎ ☼︎︎︎✋︎︎︎☝︎︎︎☟︎︎︎❄︎︎︎ ☠︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎🕈︎︎︎✍︎︎︎
A: ❄︎☟︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎💧︎🕈︎☜︎☼︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ✈︎🕆︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎ ✋︎💧︎ ☜︎💧︎👍︎✌︎🏱︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 💣︎✡︎ 💣︎✋︎☠︎👎︎📪︎ ✋︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎❄︎📬︎ ✋︎❄︎🕯︎💧︎📬︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ ✋︎☠︎✞︎✋︎💧︎✋︎👌︎☹︎☜︎📬︎
Q: Does 9/11 exist in this world
A: no because america doesnt exist.
Q: how old is shapeman?
A: all of the residents of shape island are 25. they were all coincedentally born on October 21, 2000.