ingredients:
6 pounds of ox knuckles
8 pounds of chicken toes
4 pounds of buffalo ass cheeks
6 cups of paprika
87 cups of one purpose flour
3 cups of root beer
1 teaspoon of cucumber melon soleil
a dollop of daisy
2 hand smashed avocados
one ancient scroll from egypt (shredded) (perferably from the tome of king tut)
bacon cheeseburger flavored dog treats
glazed donut
3 nine volt batteries
and the final ingredient, liquid nitrogen
step 1, mix the dry ingredients in a bowl until mixed
step 2, repeat step 1 with wet ingredients
step 3, bake in oven at 600 degrees kelvin for 20 minutes or until green
step 4, profit